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Project Australia:

Our mission is to explore strange places, strange people and strange jobs. You might ask why would anyone want to do a thing like that, but the answer is simple. Finland is a cold, dark and rainy part of this globe. People there are greedy, but quiet, unpleasant, but simpleminded. There are absolutely no fucking reasons to stay there. But, what is maybe the most important thing is that in Finland there are no waves.

What do we know about Australia? Their spring starts at the same time that in Finland starts the 9 month period that is called "winter". Statistics found from the internet and elementary school books of geography show, that there ain't snowstorms in Australia and you actually can spend your christmas surfing.

What do we know about the surfing? We have red and seen it all. Internet, books, Baywatch and most importantly THE movie Point Break. Even if we haven't seen an actual surfboard anywhere else than in pictures of Surfer-magazine, Point Break shows how easy is to learn to surf. Steps are as follows.
  1. Buy a board and find a beach with good waves.
  2. Get an experience to be almost drowned, so a good looking girl with tight ass can save you.
  3. Fuck forementioned girl with tightarse (at this point you have to remember "safe sex" aka. Jekku-Bomba)
  4. Let the girl teach you how to become a surferguru.
  5. Repeat if necessary.

What is this site? It is the place to see how adventurous ones life can be, after leaving their jobs, families and girlfriends to live on the other side of the world. You can see our whole life on this site. Uncensored surfing, drinking, fighting and occasional fucking.

Project status:

The time in Australia is done. And although what is said about northern people, we´ll have to admit that at least most of us speak more than one language, have enlargened our worldviews with other means than watching channel 7 news and don´t see sheep as a sexually attractive being.

From the diaries you can learn that in Australia it isn´t like living the Point Break again. For starters, most of the surfers are middleaged wankers who want to look young by having nice boards. In a way it is similar selfdeception as driving a motorcycle with freedom for two weeks, or how long the vacations happen to last.

Even if you have the opportunity to perform the secret act of "Jekku-Bomba", you will most likely do it with girl fat enough to give a birth to small elephant after drinking a casket of goon (local quality wine, sold in 4l boxes with reasonable price). Only way to make this event a one you really would like to remember would be choosing a real aboriginal as your partner, but unluckily they are too busy stealing something and sniffing gasoline.

If after reading our diaries, seeing the photos and watching the videos you are still interested in Working Holiday or backpacking in Australia, we want to wish you good luck.


Enjoy.