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Q: "Do you exist in the real world?"
A: It is on internet, so it is real. Right? See our latest wanking video!
Q: "Are you going to commit suicides?"
A: As we have learned from Fight Club, on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero..
Q: "What does that "last time laid"-counter mean? I counted that we were still dating?
A: You did, didn't you? :)
Q: "Are you guys seeing anyone special? You look so hot in your wetsuits!"
A: No one has asked this really. What a shame. Here is a link to a picture of Jays right palm.
Q: "There is/will be porn on this site! What do you think our saviour Jésus Christ would think about it?"
A: True. Blessed are women, who share what they have. (Matt 6:66) Actually Jay looks a lot like Jésus. And Jay loves porn. http://www.horseblowjobs.com
Q: "You guys can't surf. Have you ever even seen a real wave?"
A: True, we haven't seen waves, but we've seen such a great movies ABOUT them, like Endless Summer 1&2 and Point Break. Jay even bought a Surfer-magazine (à 10 euros ~17AUD). Anyway, you are all missing the point. We will help you with the real question.
J&J: "You guys can't even swim! Have you ever been in water?"
A: True. Nope.