Aphorisms
Latest Suicidal News
Panzerfaust scores 2!!! (2007-01-04 15:26 GMT)
New video available! (2006-04-19 14:54 GMT)
Felipe Survived Finland! Icefishing "accident" failed. (2006-04-12 10:47 GMT)
Olli Keskinen is a legendary comedian, amazing coach and a respected friend of SuicideSurfers. He is known for Kummeli -series, a serie that changed the finnish comedy for good. For this page he has produced aphorisms suitable for our growing audience.
You are not your self.
Applauses are owned by the hands that produce them.
Death? Why not!
The sun had to admit that it can´t beat the shape of the globe.
Small talk, small business.
Every will has its won´ts.
If you feel that you´re falling into depression, hey, don´t get depressed!
Death comes. Please come back.
Take your time. They need it.
Save time. Shut up.
Get lost. The lost buy.
Surf on the surface.
You´re an ace.