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Suicide Surfers > Diaries > Jay's diary > Tomatoes, jews and porn

Tomatoes, jews and porn

2004-09-14 16:12 GMT

At first I was planning to write how frustrated I am while still stuck here in Finland and about all the anger inside me. Then I came up with more sophisticated idea and decided that I would write about tomatoes. I have it all figured out how we can solve the worlds energy problem and finally get rid of all jews and the conspiracy which they have. All we need is just some tomatoes. But then I realised that no one would probably be intrested about these subjects and I decided that I'll just tell you what has been happening recently.

Yesterday I finally got my laptop back! So the next thing missing to make some great videos (sure...) was to get a IEEE1394-cable (aka firewire, i-link, dv, whatever...) to connect the camera to laptop. Few days ago I visited PC-superstore (It is a computer shop to be found almost everywhere in Finland, high prices, but reasonable place if you need something fast) to see how much would the cable cost. They were selling it for about 20 euros, but because I wasn't in a hurry I didn't buy it. Yesterday I was visiting my aunt and when I left I visited this place called Gigantti while I was waiting for bus. Gigantti always advertice with a phrase "Se nyt vaan on tyhmää maksaa liikaa" (roughly translated "It is just stupid to pay too much"). And guess what their price was? 34 euros! Isn't that stupid or what?

So today I bought the cable for 4,50 euros from Verkkokauppa.com (It is a single store located near Helsinki downtown. It's not the cheapest, but they have reasonable prices, it is easy to access and they have a huge and reliable stock). Now all I'm missing are the video editing software which I will get tomorrow from my friend. So if it is Gods or Satans or SomeOtherMumboJambos will, we will soon have some videos ready.

Well, that wasn't probably so intresting, but since I haven't been drinking or anything, mostly just reading, I didn't find anything better to write about. Maybe next time I'll go with tomatoes and jews... Oh yeah, my laptop is pretty useless right now because I don't have any porn there! All the girls reading this, please help me out and send your naked pictures to me! Thank you.

I shaved my beard yesterday. Now I look even more gay. Shaved my balls too, so you can come and lick them.