24.12 The Reindeer Who Possibly Changed His Monicker Because He Actually Might Have Got Laid

2004-12-28 07:46 GMT

Ok, it's christmas eve, hot as hell and I have a terrible hangover from that bottle of red wine I drank last night. We are actually staying in a hostel for christmas, so I have confortable bed where to sleep when I get totally wasted. It seems that everything is set up for nice christmas party, but one thing is missing from a typical christmas. That one thing is the Reindeer Who Never Gets Laid, whose real name is Skoll. Well, not a Real real name, but that's the name he is known for most of the world. Luckyly when I read our guestbook today, he had left a comment there. It seems that he is doing really well and enjoying the nice weathers back in Finland. But the thing everyone must have noticed, is that he had changed his monicker and that left me wondering is he just bluffing to look cool or has he really got laid?

If Skoll has got laid, it would be interesting to hear the story, but meanwhile without knowing the truth about real events, I'm going to make a wild guess what must have happened. For the big audience Skoll is probably best known as a lead singer of legendary underground tuhometal band called Surma (of course nowadays he is also known from our Suicide videos too). Although any hair doesn't grow on his body and he doesn't look really evil at all, he actually is quite talented with his vocals. He always gives 110% when singing. Even in studio when he was singing alone while recording a song, he was moshing every time he didn't have to sing. And how does this fact relate to the possibility of him getting laid? I'd guess it would have happened after one of Surma's rehearsal session when he was hanging out with other cool Surma players.

So it must have gone something like this: Skoll went to rehearsal with typical gear, which is a sixpack of beer, Saarioisten roiskeläppä (although I remember him slipping out of the ranks once in a while and eating pitsas from other brands), some potatochips and maybe even few chocolate muffins. I doubt that they had bananachips that time, but if they did, it wouldn't suprise me. When the bus left, Skoll probably had his first beer as an excuse to open his voice. Then at the rehearsals he got slightly drunk. When they left somebody came up with a really unpredictable idea to go to Corner bar for one beer. I bet that Skoll was bitching something about working on next day, but after a while agreed to join just for one beer.

When they entered the bar, their best friend and local legend MTV-Pöllö came to greet them at door. As usually when he saw their instruments, he asked what is their band. And as usually the guys told him that their orchestra was called Jesus Christ and His Merry Gentleman. But enough about Pöllö, he was probably just about to leave anyway, because he has a very strict home coming time around ten o'clock or so. At the bar Skoll had a beer, but it just happened to be that unlike on normal weekdays, there actually was few people at the bar and even some which he recognized as his friends. Seeing some familiar faces lifted up his moods and after the first beer he decided to have another. So at the end of the evening he found himself quite drunk.

I'm pretty sure that Skoll didn't meet the lucky lady at the bar. They just don't exist at that bar. Only time I left that place with a woman that I didn't already know ended up starting a legend that I throw up everytime I see tits. But that's another story. And I have only thrown up two times when I have seen tits. Well maybe three... And there was nothing wrong with either of those tits or girls, I was just generally too drunk as our hero Skoll is in this story. I'm sure that he was at least drunk enough to realize that the best way to get home would be a taxi and there at the taxiline, he met the girl.

After a short conversation Skoll as a gentleman offered that they could share a taxi, because they were both heading the same way. Skoll probably didn't realize that there was his chance to get laid. He didn't even realize when the girl "accidently" leaved the taxi at the same place where he did. Skoll thought that it was late and hard to get a new taxi to there, so once again as a gentleman, he told the girl that she could sleep at his place. They decided that they would drink glasses of red wine, but they were both drunk and while Skoll was in toilet, the girl spilled some wine to her clothes. She took them of thinking that Skoll wouldn't probably mind and passed out. Meanwhile Skoll pissed and after doing so he found out that his friend who had visited him earlier, had left some porno magazines to his toilet. Yep, that happens all the time. Seeing those beautiful women there woke his little buddy up, but he was too drunk and decided that he would go to sleep.

Unfortunately when Skoll left the toilet, he had already forgotten that the girl was there or that he didn't have any pants on. He stumbled back to his bed in the dark and then it just happened! When Skoll fell down to his bed where the girl was sleeping, his semihard little-Skoll just slipped in to the girls pussy! Both the girl and Skoll were suprised and happy and what happened after that, I don't care to guess. I have enough porn on my laptop.