Jay Surfer's suicide diary http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/ en jay@suicidesurfers.org Jay Surfer's suicide diary Midgard Components Framework - de.linkm.newsticker basic rules of Fuck the Fat -game basic rules of Fuck the Fat -game http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/basic-rules-of-fuck-the-fat--game.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/basic-rules-of-fuck-the-fat--game.html Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:02:36 +0300 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) These are the second edition of rules. Basically they are same as the original, but personally I think that the new version is even more fun. As I see it, the biggest difference in version 2 of fuck the fat is that no one doesn't get any points. And then there are all the camels of course... Well, I guess that camels (and nazicamels) get points from fucking the fat though...players:Just like in the original fuck the fat-game everyone is participating, though usually they don't even know it.set up:To play the game you will need three camelsuits and three nazicamelsuits. Nazicamels have to be equipped well enough to whack all the three camels in the case that the camels decide to team up and whack nazicamels.note: although it's not confirmed official rule I will call the particular camels as Bert, Adolf and Otto (to honor the legendary Hinkler Brothers) (aka BAO-suits) to make the examples easier. Nazicamels are called Perth, Hitler and the mysterious Platypusman(to honor the same brothers)(aka. PHP-suits).rules:The camels can do anythingNazicamels have to hunt down and whack the camelsWhen nazicamels whack a camel, the BAO-suit he is wearing moves to next playerNazicamels can't whack the same camel two times in a row. note: Me and Joe have a disagreement about whackingorder of camels. For example when nazicamels whack Bert, they'll have to whack either Adolf or Otto before they can whack Albert again as I see it. Joes opinion is that nazicamels should beat Adolf AND Otto before whacking Bert again.Nazicamels have to work as a team.Well... That's all I can remember about the rules at the moment. I'm bit tired from my workout moments ago. It's pretty easy game. I'll update the rules later. Have fun playing and feel free to ask any questions.
players:

Just like in the original fuck the fat-game everyone is participating, though usually they don't even know it.

set up:

To play the game you will need three camelsuits and three nazicamelsuits. Nazicamels have to be equipped well enough to whack all the three camels in the case that the camels decide to team up and whack nazicamels.

note: although it's not confirmed official rule I will call the particular camels as Bert, Adolf and Otto (to honor the legendary Hinkler Brothers) (aka BAO-suits) to make the examples easier. Nazicamels are called Perth, Hitler and
the mysterious Platypusman(to honor the same brothers)(aka. PHP-suits).

rules:

  1. The camels can do anything
  2. Nazicamels have to hunt down and whack the camels
  3. When nazicamels whack a camel, the BAO-suit he is wearing moves to next player
  4. Nazicamels can't whack the same camel two times in a row. note: Me and Joe have a disagreement about whackingorder of camels. For example when nazicamels whack Bert, they'll have to whack either Adolf or Otto before they can whack Albert again as I see it. Joes opinion is that nazicamels should beat Adolf AND Otto before whacking Bert again.
  5. Nazicamels have to work as a team.
Well... That's all I can remember about the rules at the moment. I'm bit tired from my workout moments ago. It's pretty easy game. I'll update the rules later. Have fun playing and feel free to ask any questions.





]]> Very Merry Happy Fucking Anzac-day Very Merry Happy Fucking Anzac-day http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/very-merry-happy-fucking-anzac-day.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/very-merry-happy-fucking-anzac-day.html Mon, 25 Apr 2005 15:28:07 +0300 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) "Ja siellä kaikilla oli niin mukavaa, oi jospa oisin saanut olla mukana!"Ja vitut. Turpaan saivat.Little by little I'm starting to belive that I am the famous Otto Hinkler. ä kaikilla oli niin mukavaa, oi jospa oisin saanut olla mukana!"

Ja vitut. Turpaan saivat.

Little by little I'm starting to belive that I am the famous Otto Hinkler.
]]> Oh dear Oh dear http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/oh-dear.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/oh-dear.html Sun, 17 Apr 2005 11:49:59 +0300 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) I don't mind turning slightly mad and that my appearance is more similar to arabian terrorist than civilized human. I'm kind of happy how things are. I even bought today two boxes of food for 5 dollars and for extra I got too slices of pizza for one dollar. That was a bargain. And it's all good italian food, not some crappy McFood (not that I don't like McFood which keeps me very healthy and fit, but even I can't eat it all the time). Yet, there is a shadow growing and I'm starting to get worried. I play a lot of guitar. Usually at least 4 hours everyday. Today I was jamming with one guitar player and two drummers at park with my five string guitar. Couldn't really do my best shit, because of the missing string, but still I had fun. The problem is that sometimes when I wake up, my fingers are numb and I have started to have some weird pain somewhere around my elbow. It could have something to do with my technic, but I if it does, I can't spot it. So it's either that, playing too much or some weird nerve damage. Well, can't help it right now, so I'll hope that it goes away when all my tiny muscles get use to those long periods I play. Nothing really interesting have happened today. I have few things in my mind I've been planning to write about, but don't feel like it at the moment. I'd probably be more productive if I had my laptop with me, but 'cause I don't have power available, I left it to Joe. These internet cafes I go to are quite crappy and it isn't really inspiring. Oh yeah, didn't get laid yesterday. Wasn't that a suprise? But I managed to drag myself to pub and drank one beer before I got bored. But still the evening could have been much worse. Like if I would have scored in piikkaa laskia game even though I'm leading already. I don't mind turning slightly mad and that my appearance is more similar to arabian terrorist than civilized human. I'm kind of happy how things are. I even bought today two boxes of food for 5 dollars and for extra I got too slices of pizza for one dollar. That was a bargain. And it's all good italian food, not some crappy McFood (not that I don't like McFood which keeps me very healthy and fit, but even I can't eat it all the time).

Yet, there is a shadow growing and I'm starting to get worried. I play a lot of guitar. Usually at least 4 hours everyday. Today I was jamming with one guitar player and two drummers at park with my five string guitar. Couldn't really do my best shit, because of the missing string, but still I had fun. The problem is that sometimes when I wake up, my fingers are numb and I have started to have some weird pain somewhere around my elbow. It could have something to do with my technic, but I if it does, I can't spot it. So it's either that, playing too much or some weird nerve damage. Well, can't help it right now, so I'll hope that it goes away when all my tiny muscles get use to those long periods I play.

Nothing really interesting have happened today. I have few things in my mind I've been planning to write about, but don't feel like it at the moment. I'd probably be more productive if I had my laptop with me, but 'cause I don't have power available, I left it to Joe. These internet cafes I go to are quite crappy and it isn't really inspiring.

Oh yeah, didn't get laid yesterday. Wasn't that a suprise? But I managed to drag myself to pub and drank one beer before I got bored. But still the evening could have been much worse. Like if I would have scored in piikkaa laskia game even though I'm leading already.

]]> McDiet McDiet http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/mcdiet.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/mcdiet.html Sat, 16 Apr 2005 16:16:59 +0300 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer)  Shit, I was planning on writing about my fabulous McDiet which keeps me healthy and fit. But it's getting late and I really really want to get laid. Yeah sure, I am aware that I was just training, I'm all sweaty, smell really bad and haven't shaved probably in a month so getting drunk at pub won't probably help. Still it's definetly a better chance to get a lady than jerking of in cow.Wish me luck bastards. And If you see Jesus, tell that son of a bitch to return my sins he stole!
Wish me luck bastards. And If you see Jesus, tell that son of a bitch to return my sins he stole!
]]> Back in business Back in business http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/back-in-business.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/back-in-business.html Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:21:49 +0300 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) I just decided that hot showers, sleeping indoors and stuff like that really sucks. They're bit gay, don't you think? So here I am back at Bondi beach and it's time for me to spend some good time back at the cow.  Just moments ago I worked out, did some pull ups and shit. Man I'm totally out of shape. My aching muscles(?) are going to kill me tomorrow. But, tomorrow I'll be back training again.Currently I'm listening to yet to be released Surma songs. Well, ok I'm not, but I was just a moment ago (now I'm listening to classic Disillusion song Back to the times of splendor, if you haven't heard about band, check it out!). But yeah, new Surma material sounds good to me althought it needs proper mixing first. And I just love advertising band which original distributing strategy was to bury all the recordings to ground and just share treasure maps to people. But I guess that hiding them in the dephts of internet does the trick too.What's happening in the near future? Well, I'm not a fuckin' fortuneteller, am I? But I'll tell what my plans are for tonight. I'm heading back to home at Bronte. I'll grab my guitar (currently having only 5 strings again) play some lunatic licks to the ocean. Tomorrow morning I'm going to have a cold shower and the world will be mine. Feels fuckink good to be me.Set the world inflames. They will understand!
Currently I'm listening to yet to be released Surma songs. Well, ok I'm not, but I was just a moment ago (now I'm listening to classic Disillusion song Back to the times of splendor, if you haven't heard about band, check it out!). But yeah, new Surma material sounds good to me althought it needs proper mixing first. And I just love advertising band which original distributing strategy was to bury all the recordings to ground and just share treasure maps to people. But I guess that hiding them in the dephts of internet does the trick too.

What's happening in the near future? Well, I'm not a fuckin' fortuneteller, am I? But I'll tell what my plans are for tonight. I'm heading back to home at Bronte. I'll grab my guitar (currently having only 5 strings again) play some lunatic licks to the ocean. Tomorrow morning I'm going to have a cold shower and the world will be mine. Feels fuckink good to be me.

Set the world inflames. They will understand!
]]> Jekkubomba Jekkubomba http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/jekkubomba.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/jekkubomba.html Sun, 27 Feb 2005 05:20:41 +0200 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) I don't like to brag. I love it. But because I've only slept few hours and I have hangover, instead of telling the whole story, I'll just state the most important facts. Yep, she was certainly fat, so I get the basic point from there. Yep I certainly tried to make my best Rocco imitations and make it feel and look like a cheap pornomovie. Unfortunately I didn't get it on video, but I'm going write full and detailed description of it soon, like it or not. I'm sure that the germans would be proud of me. Just imagine me with my scandinavian acsent saying lovely things like "turn over" or "You like it". And I did the legendary Jekkubomba, though she didn't like it much, but still by the rules of "piikkaa läskiä"-game, it gives me bonus point, which takes me to lead on our Australian tour. I don't like to brag. I love it. But because I've only slept few hours and I have hangover, instead of telling the whole story, I'll just state the most important facts.

Yep, she was certainly fat, so I get the basic point from there. Yep I certainly tried to make my best Rocco imitations and make it feel and look like a cheap pornomovie. Unfortunately I didn't get it on video, but I'm going write full and detailed description of it soon, like it or not. I'm sure that the germans would be proud of me. Just imagine me with my scandinavian acsent saying lovely things like "turn over" or "You like it". And I did the legendary Jekkubomba, though she didn't like it much, but still by the rules of "piikkaa läskiä"-game, it gives me bonus point, which takes me to lead on our Australian tour.

]]> Gingerbread Man Gingerbread Man http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/gingerbread_man.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/gingerbread_man.html Fri, 11 Feb 2005 06:40:21 +0200 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) Hey everyone!Have you ever had that feeling that somehow you are not completely present. Like you are stuck between dreaming and being awake. Well, lately I have felt so. On the other hand I'm having the time of my life. I assure you that I'm really enjoying my life as you can see from the following pictures:Oh yeah. I had a shower today. It was cold water though, it seems that the warm showers from Bronte beach are gone.(Bonus note for finnish readers: Näin muuten aikamoisen nipun tissejä kävellessäni Brontelta Bondille. Koko ajan oli sellainen puolijöpö housuissa...)
Have you ever had that feeling that somehow you are not completely present. Like you are stuck between dreaming and being awake. Well, lately I have felt so. On the other hand I'm having the time of my life. I assure you that I'm really enjoying my life as you can see from the following pictures:



Oh yeah. I had a shower today. It was cold water though, it seems that the warm showers from Bronte beach are gone.

(Bonus note for finnish readers: Näin muuten aikamoisen nipun tissejä kävellessäni Brontelta Bondille. Koko ajan oli sellainen puolijöpö housuissa...)
]]> 23.1 Jesus Christ and his Merry Gentlemen 23.1 Jesus Christ and his Merry Gentlemen http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/23_1_jesus_christ_and_his_merry_gentlemen.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/23_1_jesus_christ_and_his_merry_gentlemen.html Sun, 23 Jan 2005 06:52:11 +0200 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) We went to church for Sunday service today. Read more about this unexpected event soon!(I'll give you a little teaser. I had my really cool "Surma - Tuhometalli"- t-shirt on)
(I'll give you a little teaser. I had my really cool "Surma - Tuhometalli"- t-shirt on)
]]> Yet another crazy suicide competition Yet another crazy suicide competition http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/yet_another_crazy_suicide_competition.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/yet_another_crazy_suicide_competition.html Sun, 23 Jan 2005 06:41:04 +0200 jay@suicidesurfers.org (Jay Surfer) I want a tattoo. I've wanted one for years. I know basically what I want and I know people who are able to draw my ideas. But yesterday I came up with this crazy idea and decided to ask the people reading these pages, what kind of tattoo should I take and where.So if you wish to have your art tattooed to my skin do the following:draw a picturetell me where should I tattoo it and anything else you want to say about itsend it to meThe winning picture, if good enough, will end up on skin permanently. As a runner up price, I promise to have sex with all the females who join the competition. If they wish.p.s. If your idea is a huge penis on forehead, don't bother. It's already on queue.
So if you wish to have your art tattooed to my skin do the following:
  1. draw a picture
  2. tell me where should I tattoo it and anything else you want to say about it
  3. send it to me
The winning picture, if good enough, will end up on skin permanently. As a runner up price, I promise to have sex with all the females who join the competition. If they wish.

p.s. If your idea is a huge penis on forehead, don't bother. It's already on queue.
]]> Surf-, body- and finally a new discussion board! Surf-, body- and finally a new discussion board! http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/surf-__body-_and_finally_a_new_discussion_board_.html http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/jay/surf-__body-_and_finally_a_new_discussion_board_.html Fri, 21 Jan 2005 08:21:50 +0200 joe@suicidesurfers.org (Joe Suicide) We just opened a discussion board. The problem is that it is free and has weird rules. Something about that it's not allowed to talk about porn, racism and stuff like that... But would we ever do that?I just hope that the service provider will keep it open for more than a week...
I just hope that the service provider will keep it open for more than a week...
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