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Suicide Surfers > Diaries > Joe's diary > First Vehicle for DeathMonkey MC

First Vehicle for DeathMonkey MC

2006-01-04 21:19 GMT

Today is a grand day for our motorcycle club. We have now an actual moped. Although it is not an original Honda Monkey, it is the next best thing. A copy made by korean children in factories known for their brutality and high quality mopeds. A real Jincheng.

Our clubs explosive expert and I were forced to drive through wind and snow beyond the boundaries of civilized life. Somewhere in backwoods was a bike for us.

We have put our money where our mouth is and bought a bike. This is a major step toward Gibraltar, where the only free european monkeys still roam.


Soon, very soon, we'll launch website for our club and start spreading the news.

Joe
El Presidente