Fuck Australia, Long Live the King of Spain!

2005-06-07 18:13 GMT

I am having time of my life. Again. But before telling you about my present situation it is crucial to tell some things about last week or so.

1. The SuicideCow did not burn.

Although it seemed likely that only way to get rid of the van would be to burn it, we managed to sell it to a swedish backpacker, Daniel, who got himself an excellent deal. His adventures are documented at www.soliscrib.com and our team wishes him good luck with the SuicideCow.

2. I got laid in Sydney.

If selling SuicideCow felt unlikely to happen after a month of trying, it definetely was far fetched that I would have an opportunity to fuck a japanese girl, Yuki, 23, whom I met in sauna. First encounter was when me and Jay were consuming our beers and enjoying our last night together in Australia. She didn´t come to bar that night, but next night when I was just leaving sauna, we agreed on meeting for drinks at Scubar downstairs of Sydney Central YHA. One beer and it was time to get a room. It was true what I had heard about japanese girls. She was loud (but good fuck. Thank you Yuki!)

3. We both are out of Australia.

Thank god (notice spelling) we got out of the country of inbred idiots and sheepfuckers. As for present location of Jay, I don´t have answer, but I have been in Spain, although it didn´t get that many votes in the poll, since last Monday. Flight (or 4 flights) to get here took altogether 35 hours, but it is summer again and beer and tapas taste good. I´ve been traveling from Barcelona to Granada with Anna-Kaisa. Life is good.

Short Summary for Australian trip

Before the "official" travel history, which I´ll write sometime after getting back home, here are some things that I can remember from the 8 month period in Oz.

  • 1 van bought and sold.
  • apprx. 14000km drive without drivers´license (BTW I fluked the test drive to get a permanent one couple of weeks ago).
  • 2 collisions with other vehicles (I crashed only the other one).
  • Several collisions with immobile objects.
  • 1 bird and one kangaroo killed.
  • 3 times stopped by the police.
  • 0 fines!
  • apprx. 15-20 grams of weed bought and consumed.
  • 2 surfboards bought.
  • 1 surfboard broken, 1 sold.
  • Altogether SS-team got laid with 6 women (Joe 5-1 Jay).
  • 1 Fuck-The-Fat Game played (Jay 2-1 Joe).

There will be couple, or at least two, more photo galleries about the rest of the time in Australia and sooner or later the videos will be uploaded too. There will be a short footage where I fuck Eva of Adelaide and there will be other more ordinary photos and videos.

I will continue to update my diary at least until this trip is finished, questions have been answered and Michael Jackson have been proven innocent.

Joe