Gardening guy

2006-03-26 13:08 GMT

I haven't been writing lately much. One major excuse for the past week and a half has been Bob's tour in America, which has leaved me with bigger responsibilities than I first thought. Yes, for those of you who don't know, I am currently employed by my longtime friend and comrade monkey Bob Frozen. This week was pretty good considering that I managed to convince a mislead client to buy our services with three times the money they had estimated.

For this misleading is hard to pinpoint any particular scapegoats. But for all of you who'll have to negotiate and close deals, I strongly suggest sending proper proposals to your clients before talking about closing the deal. You'll talk about the price and convince them with other things than by it, instead of first giving the impression of being cheaper than others and then, on a critical moment of closing, broke it.

But thats enough ranting about working. Now I can talk about benefits. Biggest benefit in any line of work, except being in cast of Baywatch, is getting paid. (In Baywatch it is probably getting laid.) With the money one gets from sacrificing his free time, health and sleeping rhytm, one can do whatever one wants. This one wanted to decorate, since living without any furniture except bed and couple of bookshelves gets too spartan in the long run.

This ment a whole day trip to different shops. Although it is easy to despise people who buy from Ikea, it had to be admitted that it is an easy way to buy cheap crap. Of course you can expect that there probably isn't any items that would last very long or would look cool after two years, but with limited budget it is an easy choise. After one hour walkabout through the whole fucking store, I walked out with couple of cushions and a mirror.

After another supermarket I had added my cart a table for living room and ordered three bar stools. After that I realised how I might have to pay the rent too. At that point the tour ended after investing 350€ on furniture and accessories (there is still one bookshelf to build..).

I'll add a picture of my living room at its current state as soon as camereas batteries recharge.

Joe