Midget Porn
2005-11-26 14:44 GMT
Last night after having sex an old plan that haunts me time to time came back to me. As all dreams of an adult white male from temperature zone where no intelligent lifeforms should be found, this included porn. Midget porn to be more specific. Me and my partner exercised our brains by planning a midget porn movie, produced in Mexico City, using mexican midgets playing sort of Japan orientated movie called "Day After XXX-mas".When Santa has all gifts delivered it is time to give yearly bonuses to his most trustworthy employees, the elves (played by the forementioned mexican midgets). This year he rewards their hard work by giving them tickets to Mexico, where they can relax for couple of days in a good hotel, drinking tequila and seducing senoritas. But this year he gives them a special task. Elves must take care of Santa's sexy daughter who has wanted to visit Mexico for ages. Since Santa's daughter is a hottie and a known slut, elves happily agree and leave Santa with his wife.
(scene where Santa and his wife have sex in his office. Santa must be played by some charismatic middle-aged male who does it Rocco-style.)
As elves get to their destination and Santa's daughter decides to go sightseeing, they decide to open boxes Santa has delivered to their hotel. From these boxes they find three female midgets and the orgies begin. Before the climax is reached Santa's daughter returns, because she forgot something. Because she is so amazed and angry of the elves lack of morals, she orders them in a row (while three female midgets crawl back to the boxes) and starts to slap their asses with a large fish. Preferably a cod.
(Climax of the act between Santa and his wife could be placed here.)
Slapping turns both, elves and Santa's daughter, on, so instant bukkake session takes place. Midgets climb on stools and empty their loads on Santa's daughters face.
Movie ends.
If there are any interested porn movie producers, pornstars or midgets reading this or if you know anyone falling in these categories, please contact joe@suicidesurfers.org.
To help you see my vision, I draw a picture. Enjoy.
Joe