Suicidal guestbook

Joe Suicide: End of Era
This guestbook is now closed. Thanks for contributing and most of you guys know where to reach us anyway. I'll still upkeep my diary as often as I see fit. Talk to you later! Joe (2006-05-14 00:43 GMT)

Panzerfaust: tonk bonk
Hello you April fools, I hope you are having fun. I bet you are. I am looking forward to see Phil's drunk photos. I just had a great weekend in München with an old friend. Hanging out with that guy has not changed much in the past 22 years, only that now in addition to doing silly stuff we also g (2006-04-03 10:12 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Ho!
Hey Jay, are you still alive? How are the Bands doing? I have started one, I hope we will be ready to play some gigs in Summer. Once we got it rocking we shall play a show with your bands in Bagdad and Lapland. (2006-02-08 20:49 GMT)

Panzerfaust: The lesson learnt
1. There are two sides to everything (not less, not more) 2. These two sides exclude each other 3. We love fat female theologists on fast motorbikes 4. Joe is not as arrogant and devoid of emotions as we and all the females whom he likes more when he is drunk think. Deep inside he has a soft and (2006-02-08 20:44 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Lapdancers
I don't say burning Lapland was a bad decision. All the lapdancing people of north are bastards as well. But it is the principle that matters. I presume it is still cold bratwurst and sauerkraut for you. It might be a good time to go out and use some sprays to free ozone into atmosphere.. Joe (2006-01-27 11:51 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Lappy
Our Grandfathers put fire to Lapland because it was so darn cold there. Heck, if it goes on like this in Germany we might just put fire somewhere near here again to keep us warm. (2006-01-27 03:55 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Frozen Germans
You bastards deserve it all. I am so happy that finnish infrastructure is build for weather like this. Remember Lapland! Joe (2006-01-25 15:49 GMT)

Panzerfaust: cold
Funny. Here we are getting close to -20°C. This must be the first time that it is colder in Berlin than in Helsinki. And all these scandinavian exchange students in my class thought they were better off than their friends at home ! (2006-01-25 00:34 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Motofight
... and why not include some fighting in your death monkey challenge, too? I remember that funny video game, "road rash", where guys on motorbikes would beat each other with nunchakos in oder to win the race. (2006-01-18 22:00 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Fight
I like your funny Illustrations of fights. You should try to get into fights more often so that you can draw pictures of it more often. Why not wear a t-shirt saying "Your parents are sibillings and I can beat you up anytime i want"? That would help the cause. (2006-01-16 13:12 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Restrictions of renewing relationship
Did I fail to mention that it is strictly forbidden? You may do it again with the same person, but there need to be at least one year between these relationships. Joe (2006-01-01 23:09 GMT)

Panzerfaust: New year's date
Many people would cheat by renewing their relationship with the same person by midnight, thus undermining your brilliant system. (2005-12-31 13:32 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Movie project
Should Randolph the reindeer not bee included in that movie, too? He could be "ridden" by some Mexican desperado with a big Sombrero who shoots in the air with both his revolvers while coming an screaming "ay ay ay". By the way, Joe, which part would you be playing in that movie? that of the cod? (2005-11-28 19:07 GMT)

Bob Frozen: Overheard today in Sweden
"Brännen sie Marlboro oder Lapland?" (2005-10-29 21:11 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Explanation
From http://gangstersinc.tripod.com/OutlawBikersInFinland.html "On 26th of July, 1995, an anti-tank rocket, stolen from a Swedish army depot, is shot at MC Finland’s clubhouse. It goes through the walls, and does not exploded on impact. Three days later MC Finland has a bike show as planned, be (2005-10-16 00:16 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Dub Club
What exactly is the point in firing me into some enemy club house? Puzzled, Panzerfaust (2005-10-15 10:57 GMT)

Jay: lapdancing
Hey Panzerfaust and all the others too! My laptop has been broken for a while and I haven't been able to answer your e-mails. I should get it back in few days. Lately I've been mostly drunk hitting girls and that's another reason why I haven't bothered using these public computers. Last night I s (2005-10-12 18:16 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Panzerfisting
Hello my burning brothers, I am looking forward to your visit. Hey Jay, come over, too! Maybe we can even start a session, we will get you a guitar somewhere. Big Rock'n'Roll to Funland Panzerfaust (2005-10-11 14:31 GMT)

boingboing: Jay
I was just browsing around and ended up checking if the site is still up. ...well... actually I'm at university and couldn't care less about the lesson. I've been very busy lately, but I hope that someday I'll have time to tell what has been happening. And yes, I'm still in the process of editing th (2005-09-06 10:37 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Nudes and Porn
One of the basic needs of mankind is public nudity and porn from internet. I've done my best to deliver these to you, but it is time to get some interaction. Check out my diary for September Suicide Surfer Competition. Every nude person in internet counts. Joe P.S. Some of you might not rec (2005-09-02 12:34 GMT)

Keaver: New Pic
I like the new pic. I didn't think it was possible for you to look better. The workouts show. PS: Where are the nudes and porn we asked for?? Cheers! (2005-08-30 20:26 GMT)

Doctor Death: The Suicide Club
The tears are rolling down my face,I have aged in the haste to relive my life and dreams,I'd have to forget my soundless screams. (2005-08-27 22:26 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Oh my gods
This is fucking amazing. After 12 months of keeping an active blog and expressing my opinions and feelings here someone actually agrees! If I wouldn't be so damn drunk at the moment, my soul would fill with gratitude. But thank you Keaver. Every compliment builds up my ego until the point where I (2005-08-20 02:49 GMT)

Keaver in Vermont: Friends are for......
I just wanted to drop a note to Joe. I was just catching up on some of your diary postings and I have to say how much I agree with the one regarding "what are friends for". I agree whole heartedly with what you said. Very well put. Kudos to you. Why do people think friendships only exist if y (2005-08-19 15:18 GMT)

glassmaker: flowers glass
flowers glass (2005-08-13 21:00 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Feel free
I am sure that someday me and Jay will find our pictures from some adult entaertainment site. Eventually it will happen. But it is nice to notice that some pics come out good and other people want to use them as well! And Panzerfaust, I believe that calvinist view about God deciding what is go (2005-08-10 10:43 GMT)

Rice Paddy Daddy: Photo
Yes, I like your photo. I hope you don't mind me using it. RPD (2005-08-08 14:18 GMT)

Panzerfaust: All hail the godly space invaders.
Hey, that is entertaining. Reminds me that I should really read the bible once I am through with the Quran. I am happy, though, that I am not being bothered with that kind of weird theories during my work. Arguments start to suck when one sees that kind of conversation not as a possibility for both (2005-07-27 13:39 GMT)

Joe Suicide: San Fermin
That Phil guy is obviously a wanker. Letting people judge the magnificient bull run at his site should get him kicked out of the country. Joe (2005-07-21 21:41 GMT)

Bob Frozen: Bull run
http://www.finlandforthought.net/index.php?p=767 (2005-07-20 21:31 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Finding my path..
Yes. Pivo. Yes. Site will stay at least for some time. It is fun to write and looks good on my resume. Joe (2005-06-21 17:40 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Back in Funland?
hey joe, i hope you got a good groove in your bones from your trip and that it will keep you grooving on. will you keep this website going now that your trip has ended? surf on! Jay, where are you? Are you in my apartment in Berlin? I cannot see you. Or are you that thing that looks like a sofa? (2005-06-20 20:41 GMT)

Bob Frozen: Welcome back!
Pivo some evening? (2005-06-16 15:54 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Raging Bulls
I will be out of the country by then. It would be fun, again, but this time seems like I´ll have to pass. Unless you guys are going, of course. As a sidenote, after two weeks of searching I couldn´t get myself to a bullfight. None of the cities I visited had ongoing fiesta, and it seems like bu (2005-06-14 13:11 GMT)

Bob Frozen: The question is...
Since you're already in the country, will you run this year? http://www.sanfermin.com/2004/portada_new.php?lang=eng (2005-06-13 08:34 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Chinese lessons
Yep, my phone has been off for a while now. I dumped my australian sim-card at airport. What comes to those chinese entries, best guess would be some kind of bot posting strange marketing. Previous, and already deletes messages have informed us, according to BabelFish, things related to led-lights e (2005-06-07 19:57 GMT)

Panzerfaust: ...yellow man?
Who is that funny guy who posts stuff in chinese anyways? (2005-06-04 18:07 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Hay Jay?
Jay is not here, but I'll make sure he gets Sauerkraut und Bratwurst if he makes it to my place. Are your phones off? I tried to call you on a drunken night, but the finnish machine voice said something ununderstandable. Have a nice suicide surfing time. (2005-06-04 18:06 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Statistics
According to statistics there should be whole bunch of people following our adventures. Those wankers are just too lazy to comment or find our content too insulting to comment it. Schedules of return.. We´ll see. Actually I have no idea where Jay is at the moment and I thought he might have foun (2005-06-03 21:43 GMT)

Triumph: Panzerfaust
...by the way, I have taken the lead in being the ugliest Suicide Surfer! Yeah! (2005-06-01 23:02 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Beef Steak
Hello. Am I the only one visiting this website? Anyways, I was wondering if you Surfers have any idea about when you will be back in Europe. (2005-06-01 23:00 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Better way.
I have a great idea. You get yourself a gun and you shoot all the bouncers. After that you take over their jobs. (2005-05-17 00:42 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Schwein und Polizei
Fortunately after following the bouncer and security scene I've learned few important things I'd like to share with you. Most important is that you don't end up as a bouncer after beating other bouncers. This is because: 1. Like pigs, bouncers like to stay in their lots. It takes hell of a lot (2005-05-15 11:34 GMT)

Panzerfaust: How to.
You walk there. You say: I can beat your strongest bouncer. You beat their strongest bouncer. You become their new strongest bouncer. What is so damn complicated about it? (2005-05-15 09:33 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Fucking Antiterrorist Law
My dream of becoming a bouncer in a honest brothel crashed, when we found out that our team qualifies as terrorists and therefore we are disqualified from getting any security work. You can read more about it from here: http://www.suicidesurfers.org/diaries/joe/terrorists_from_scandinavia.html (2005-05-13 07:07 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Dreams die so fast...
Hey Jo, what became of the project of becoming a bouncer in an Australian Whorehouse? Do you give up your dreams so quickly when you are so close to make them come true? As about the employment problem in that matter, never forget: Illicit work is way cooler than a legal job, because that way you (2005-05-13 05:57 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Germish Politicians
Where do I find a shop that sells nazi camel suits big enough to play fuck the fat with Helmut Kohl? (2005-05-06 16:25 GMT)

Panzerfaust: eh?
what is vappen? National drinking holiday around 1st of May. If you haven't been there it cannot be explained. Bullruns in spain are nothing compared to annual vappu celebrations. Joe (2005-05-02 14:16 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Why Germans?
But it just happens that we love germish people. They are good nazis, know how to make food and even though DDR women don't shave their armpits, germish people are good aryans. So there is no reasons to blow up any germish politicians, who just do they jobs building up the greatest bureaucratic s (2005-05-02 03:04 GMT)

Martin: Instead of kill youerself, get to germany and blow the german chancellor.
Hi, please, my friends, I am not crazy, but you would do much better, if you get your asses into a plain and get to germany and blow yourself with an german politician on your side. Then you kill yourself and you are doing something good for the world in killing a politician too. (2005-04-30 17:14 GMT)

Joe and Jay: All..
Australians are wankers. aboriginals sniff glue. Anzac-warriors are filthy s. kangaroos are meant to be roadkills. Hinkler brothers are heroes! fat women are points. germans eat sauercraut. ----------------- Joe and Jay (2005-04-24 14:31 GMT)

Wanker: Roadkils!
Gross roadkils. This reminds me of one summer night with Jay, walking in Puolarmaari Finland. We were a bit drunk and then we saw a Dead rusakko lying on the road in pretty good shape. Then we heard a sound of aproaching wehicle of which appeared to be a speeding car. The car drove stright ower the (2005-04-19 11:41 GMT)

U know who: Pay back time
Well well well, the time has come i have little something 4 u, i am suing u 4 unauthorized use of my pic and name on the net. Just to everyone out there i didnt rip them off ( Full of shit ) I was going to get a unit and let these guys move in but, i learnt about the getting drunk everyday and fuck (2005-04-19 06:19 GMT)

Jay: ultimate score
Now that Panzerfaust mentioned his granny, I'll reveal one detail about scoring in piikkaa läskiä-game. There is a way to score such a high score that you'll be known as the champion without a doubt. I'll tell you the details later when I write down the basic rules of the game. But anyway, scor (2005-04-16 11:14 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Winners and choosers
In a way you are right about the no winner thing. But the one who takes the lead in matter of scoring would have the fun of bragging with it at familiy reunions and grossing everybody out by being the champion of disgusting obnoxious behaviour. Whatever silly dumb thing you have done, you can still (2005-04-15 17:31 GMT)

Joe Suicide: I did not such thing
Fat women are fat women internationally. Question is about setting the rules. Our game of "piikkaa laskia" has been settled to last until we leave Australian territory. And as in Monopoly, there is no compensation for being original. Or inventive. Or any other comepensation. There are no winners. (2005-04-14 08:43 GMT)

Jay Surfer: oh dear lads
I got e-mail from Panzerfaust which kind of made me realize how much fun I'm missing now when I'm not contributing anything for this site. I'm doing just fine and using my time for things that seem more important to me. But when everything is going so good and I have lots of extra time, I'm consider (2005-04-14 08:43 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Aha
Well, if that is how your system of collecting points works, then I am happy that I did not succeed that other day in brazil. I hoped there was some bonus score for originality and impossible situations. One question, you mentioned sometime that you can only score when you are outside of your o (2005-04-13 10:18 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Principle of "Fuck the Fat"
It is important to realise the principle of "piikkaa laskia"-game. 1 fat woman = 1 point No bonuses for lesbians, because if you have sex with her, she is not a lesbian. No bonus points for local participants or bananasalesmen called Carlos. Everyone is on their own. Other bonus rules ca (2005-04-13 05:56 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Confession of a loser
I have arrived back in Berlin and I must say with regret that on my last day in Rio I lost the occasion of scoring so many points at once that generations of suicide surfers could never catch up with me. More exactly, I tried to fuck a lesbian Panzerwagen making a threesome with the souvenir seller (2005-04-12 08:04 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Link
I just saw that the link I put in my last entry is too big to be displayed correctly, so I must now split it up. You put it back together. http://www.viamichelin.fr/viamichelin/fra/dyn/controller/ mapPerformPage?pim=true&act=RefineToMap&rnd=1112979528796&E_ mg=210505099gS5050981856 (2005-04-08 19:14 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Jean-Pierre est notre ami!
Thanks. I am sure Jean-Pierre has never received Postcards from Rio, but everybody here loves him and gives happy autographs for him. For those of you who have wondered where he is actually living, here´s the answer: http://www.viamichelin.fr/viamichelin/fra/dyn/controller/mapPerformPage?pim=tr (2005-04-08 19:10 GMT)

The reindeer: Jean-Pierre Boutain
By the request of the public: The address of Jean-Pierre Boutain Jean-Pierre Boutain L'Aupinais F-53290 GREZ EN BOUERE France (2005-04-08 09:02 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Jean-Pierre Boutain
I just realized that I don't have that precious address of Jean-Pierre anymore, so one of our support team could as well post it in this guestbook. And "lick my sledgehammer" translates "imekaa mun lekaa", although word "imekaa" has some scandic symbols in it and with english keyboard it should b (2005-04-08 06:20 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Learning Finnish lesson #1
How do you say sledgehammer in finnish? And more exactly, how`d ya say all women just want to lick my sledgehammer? (2005-04-07 19:20 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Clone and fuck
I just found out that yesterday in the discotheque I wrote a postcard for Jean-Pierre Boutain. With lots of greetings from all the folks I met there. Please send me his adress. By the way, we should check in a while if he still lives there or if he has moved away because of our postcard terrorism. (2005-04-07 19:15 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Brazilian holocaust
I am ready to help you in that scientific research which includes halucinogenic drugs and females. Just woke up with a bad hangover just to know that I ran around naked today in the morning and met the girl who washes the laundry. And now I am going to put on my my pope shirt and my good shoes to g (2005-04-07 19:01 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Theory of women
Since "evil" and "crazy" are relative concepts and have lots to do with the previous experiences, we'll have to consider other options. One very modern and unaffective theory implies that men don't get laid because of misunderstandings in communication. This is sad and I'll have to quote Jay Sur (2005-04-07 10:15 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Why oh why
As to women´s part in that stuff I wrote yesterday, I would be interested in their opinion, too. Until some female gives us some feedback, here are some provocative theories I heard from guys and girls about why it is the way it is. 1. Women are evil. 2. Women are crazy. 3. Women are just too (2005-04-06 20:17 GMT)

Joe Suicide: So true..
Panzerfausts last entry is just so true that it makes me cry. In those rules we can see a glimpse of those basic truths hidden behind our cultural camouflage. Now all we need is some female input to find out why the hell those rules work the way they do. Joe (2005-04-06 06:17 GMT)

Panzerfaust: It´s too laid.
I read the latest diary entry of joe´s yesterday and started thinking a bit about your adventures with girls or without girls. So when I was sitting in a bar in Rio later that night with my cousin, between two caipirinhas I tried to formulate a few theses about guys getting laid, based on the obser (2005-04-06 05:03 GMT)

Bob Frozen: On reproduction
I urge all of Joe's acquintances to keep the gene pool clean and steer of way from reproduction. Be proudly a Darwinistic dead end! If that doesn't convince you, here's a Dutch version of what parenthood is: http://screeningroom2.boardsmag.com/animation/publichealth.mov Bob, in Windy Ci (2005-03-24 16:00 GMT)

The reindeer: The Suicide Cow
What the fuck?! Are you planning to dump the Cow? Sell it? There are no other worthy owners to the Cow, not to mention, you won't get proper compensation for it anyway. I say BURN IT! Crash it and burn it. Or first set it afire and then drive it down a cliff into the Ocean. I know you want to do (2005-03-24 15:02 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Points for lesbians
1 point for obesity. 1 point if you perform jekkubomba. 1 bonus point, if her girlfriend is watching OR 2 bonus points if you fuck 'em both. option to 1 bonus point, if you get it on video. Point is awarded when the video is on internet. And yes, you will see us poking dead kangaroos, al (2005-03-10 08:33 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Pee Ass
...and when do we get to see the tender but intense love that you gave to the dead cangaroo? (2005-03-10 07:50 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Contest
How many extra points do you get for fucking a fat lesbian up the ass? I saw one lately here in Brazil and I was wondering if it was worth the effort. She was quite irritated when I kept on flirting with her even when her girlfriend made kinda clear that they were lesbians. So, how many points? Su (2005-03-10 07:47 GMT)

Bob Frozen: Photo galleries FIXED
Photo galleries should work now... the problem was the image filenames not getting automatically cleaned to web-safe format, for which I'd like to blame Torben, the German guy. Anyway, stuff should work better from now on. Sorry for the delay, mates. (2005-02-16 15:42 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Laid.
Joe, it sounds like you have completly given up the concept of getting laid. You should take a good example of Jay: No matter what reality is, he still keeps on trying and hoping. And that is why he will one day stumble across something drunk enough to do him. I just hope that you'll have your vid (2005-02-15 14:40 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Technical fucking issues..
I have no fucking clue why the pics don't work. If I would have, I would be a fucking engineer getting paid for knowing that kind of shit. -Joe (2005-02-11 03:53 GMT)

The reindeer: Pics
You can see the pics by removing the .html from the end of the URL. Or simply follow this link http://www.suicidesurfers.org/galleries/photos/roadpics/01.JPG And Bob, fix the fucking gallery! (2005-02-10 10:04 GMT)

darkend: Pitures dosent work :(
why does not he picture work the last 3 gallerys (2005-02-09 15:12 GMT)

Panzerfaust: More polls
Shouldn't there also be a poll about who is the ugliest suicide Surfer? By the way, stop whining about the rain, you just got what you asked for. Here in Germland we have beautiful snow. I built a little snowman in front of my window who is looking at me while I sit in front of the screen. He fell (2005-02-01 00:02 GMT)

Jani: suomi-finland-perkele
hei poijjaat! täällä on vitun kylmä. t:jani (2005-01-30 20:20 GMT)

SecretShadowNinja: Once you get to Melbourne....
,..make sure that you check out the local metal scene. -Well; that's basically the reason why I'd like to go there. Place called The Art House (thearthouse.com?) seems to be pretty active. Maybe Jay could take over the stage on monday's open stage evenings? Oh yeah; the temporary discussion bo (2005-01-27 12:34 GMT)

The reindeer: More about photos
Until the gallery is fixed, you can see the photos by removing the .html from the end of the URL. (2005-01-20 10:49 GMT)

Jazka: About pictures
I think you can fix your latest photo galleries just changing spaces to '_' in pic names. I would be nice see that white butt bigger. Hope you gyus having nice time and weather. Crappy weather in Finland (what a suprise). (2005-01-19 17:35 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Photos
Hi Boys. I just wanted to say hello and that I could only view the thumbnails of your latest pictures, but not the full size pictures themselves. I still have fun reading your stuff. And I just had a good idea for your spare time. Make the first Surf Porn Opera in the World, with the two of you as (2005-01-19 12:54 GMT)

The reindeer: Jays ass
God your ass is white, Jay! (2005-01-18 13:55 GMT)

Maria: what a cutie!
wow, you two guys are definitely hot... but as there is no discossion board, i would like to ask the rest of the girls or gays of the public: who of the two do you prefer and why? My personal favourite is Jay, especially since he has his hair off. Makes him look more manly. i hope there will be s (2005-01-15 15:59 GMT)

Master: Wankerrr
Where is the story about ya guys fucking up the australian police? How they caught you? Did you even try to escape? Demand the full story! Whole story is quite simple. We had parked near the Noosa Heads at the end of Hastings street and wasted our time in usual manners when police introduced hi (2005-01-05 02:44 GMT)

Täh: Hello from Sami&Ellu
Soita Josef mulle vaikka vastapuhelu!!! Terveisin Pajunen 0456527619 (2005-01-02 22:56 GMT)

Bengt Ylä-Jussila: Happy New Year
I just wanted to wish you guys happy New Year. Please don't hurry coming back to Finland. (Up) Yours, Bengt. (2005-01-02 17:45 GMT)

The reindeer who will shut up now: Comment to Jay's story
Great story Jay, but there was one grave error - we have never had bananachips at the rehearsals. It was applechips, my friend. Yes, you are absolutely right! I apologize for the incovenience -Jay (2004-12-30 12:42 GMT)

Panzerfaust and Josh: Bella Italia
Hey Surfers, have you been riding the tsunami? We are in Italy, getting drunk and warming up for new year's eve. We were about to send you a postcard, but do not know where to, so we hope you had a merry christmas and that you survive into a new year full of marvellous exploits, fighting and fist (2004-12-28 18:00 GMT)

Bob Frozen: To the Homeless and the Drunken
Merry Christmas to the Suicide Surfers! It is true that some of the flying pigs are taking a rest from tradition. But the Drunken Xmas seems to live on! Maybe next year again, in Brazil or something? To those who haven't participated our Christmas drink-a-thons, here's a quick starter. Take th (2004-12-24 11:52 GMT)

The reindeer who rarely gets laid: Finland - the Surfers Paradise
I hope you took some pictures of the trashed car, as waiting for a video seems to be vain hope. And I really don't understand why did you have to go to Australia to surf - yesterday we had waves over 13 meters high here in Finland. The weather here is pretty nice even without the waves. We have s (2004-12-23 16:04 GMT)

liina j: no snow, but the sea's frozen
soooo the wild rumours ARE true. err.. well.. hope you guys have fun then, and all that? (2004-12-12 04:28 GMT)

the tattooed one: Crap internet cafes and sunday trading
Sorry for closing on sundays. Thank fuck you two got a board that you can surf on now. Short boards look great with beginners walking to the water, chicks dig it, maybe get one just for picking up!? LOve the site. Funny and kinda disturbing in that Euro way that us Aussies find a little confusing. M (2004-12-11 08:42 GMT)

SecretShadowNinja: How about them videos
What's up with the videos? No footage whatsoever from the Oz. I would've loved to see some videos on you trying out your ex-board for the first time. I think seeing Joe grinding the ocean floor would've been hilarious as well. So how about wrapping up some footage? Take care! (2004-12-10 12:46 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Maps and Disgustion boards
Jay promised to draw a map of our current location, so it will be available soon. It has been harder than expected to motivate the responsible people back home to do something about our discussion board and surfer galleries. Due to our technical incompetence we ourselves cannot help it, but we'll (2004-12-02 09:14 GMT)

Panzerfaust: diss and cuss
Open up that scheiß discussion board already. I want to start crushing other people with my arguments and insults. Greetings from Berlin Panzerfaust (2004-12-01 11:54 GMT)

Sheridan & Brooke: Hey Mr Finland....Jay dude...wasssup?
Hey dude, we met you at Shooters on the Gold Coast....you told us about your site, and it rocks! Will email you later Happy surfing (2004-12-01 02:37 GMT)

DUDE!: Route 666
It would be a nice thing to see your route visually in a world map. So eweryone could follow your footsteps in conquer of AU. Possible? (2004-11-30 13:27 GMT)

Wanker: Just Great!
Facking great shit! This site is slowly tunrning out as interesting and entertaining as the MTV's Jack Ass or WildBoys. Keep it up, and get it all to video next time. Whats up next? Just cant wait! SWEET! probs goes to JOE for braking the surfboard and that "oh so funny ROTFLOL!" illustration about (2004-11-30 13:17 GMT)

Panzerfaust: germish
Hey guys go on teaching the aussies German. Who was that Alex anyways who sent me an sms? Seemed kinda confused about you associating German with Massengrab and stuff. ( ) But I got the message. Good job with the surfboard. Nice illustrations, too. Be sure to make a video of it next time. Or try (2004-11-29 16:54 GMT)

The reindeer who never got laid: Entertainment
It's about damn time! For two months I have been waiting for you to show us some real entertainment! This is more like it. Now go back to the beach and don't come back before you have broken something again. And Jay, don't keep your readers waiting - did you get laid or not?! And where are all (2004-11-29 09:21 GMT)

mark pearce: Sleepless in Surfers
Hi Joe & Jay, Great to meet you guys the other night. I enjoyed meeting such fascinating people like yourselves, although I know you, Jay, were only trying to fascinate the pillow (if you could only find one!) Joe - I hope you found Jay alive back at the car. Love your site and it would great (2004-11-23 07:23 GMT)

Panzerfaust: beerathlon
I see that you put the photo from sziget on the site. Very good. I hope that you guys are still alive. I am rather dead, i think. I won a beer drinking contest. Philipp was my teammate. Well, with that team, victory had to be ours. I hope next time we organize our beerathlon you guys will be in be (2004-11-22 20:36 GMT)

The reindeer who never got laid: Finland, Finland, Finland... (sung to the tune of the Monty Python song)
I know you guys are missing us a lot and are only thinking about coming back to Finland, and I know I'm propably only making your homesickness even worse, but I just had to let you know the first snow came today. (2004-11-18 11:02 GMT)

Your friend at the Gallows (Jay, you know...): Gimme some!
Hi Jay, my man! You've got some crazy shit goin' on! Wish I could share the action. I just wanted you to know that, though not commenting alot, I read your journal regurarly. Cheers! (2004-11-18 04:40 GMT)

adogslife: sunshinebeach
hey boys, good to see you came to yoursenses and have decided to stay in noosa. if you want to meet a bunch of great people and maybe learn to surf look for an apartment in sunshinebeach and hit the little bar there or even try for a bar job at the surfclub there. much better than living i (2004-11-14 17:53 GMT)

Homie from the ghetto ;): Keep it coming...
It's nice to read that some people do something interesting and "meningful" with their lives. My life is messed up and I'm surfing the web to avoid mental breakdown. So keep it coming - the readers are here... - person from the past... (2004-11-12 02:38 GMT)

Wanker: Master
I'knew it! No men with working hormonal action can't stay away from spanking the monkey! I'm so glad for you Jay that you stopped being a jerk and started to jerk. Better that way ya know mate! Really funny toilets they seem to have at surfers, cant wait the video clip about that. But it was a bit u (2004-11-08 22:46 GMT)

Tykimies Tikka: Suicindal tendencies on the way
Gayness to you all, Read through the diaries here, and naturally downloaded all the videoclips. Browsed through most of the pictures as well. Looks like your mission is well on its way. Is that a healthy sun tan I can detect on your mucho-gay bare bodies there? Keep it up guys and keep posting mo (2004-11-08 15:52 GMT)

Joe Suicide: From rain and thunder
Thanks for support everybody! We will continue to publish pictures of all girls we manage to fuck (Jay was close scoring yesterday, but told me privately that he couldn't get Little Jay up). And, yes it is a shortboard. Actually it is longest board possible to fit practically inside our car. (2004-11-07 10:24 GMT)

Julia: thanks
Thanks to my friend Josh, who recommended this homepage! I have found my deep believing in the world, men and mainly the meaning of my studies of psychology again. But please stop publishing pictures of girls you fucked. The catholic church could use that as proof against the theory of sexual sel (2004-11-06 16:24 GMT)

SecretShadowNinja: Surfing: the hard way?
Dudes, nice looking surfboard you got! Although... it does look like a short board. They are trickier to control than long boards with what people usually begin learning to surf (well, as far as I know). Looking forward to see videos of you ripping the waves... ROCK ON! (2004-11-05 10:59 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Few answers
Panzerfaust: Jekkubomba is a manouvre, where you without warning switch to ass and shout as loud as you can "BOMBA!". In other words this time I didn't have time to do it cos I was as fast as lightning. Actually I came when I started thinking about the forementioned manouvre. Reindeer: As you kno (2004-10-25 07:26 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Fucking Fuck
Hey Joe, where you goin with that gun of your hand? OK, serious stuff now:What the fuck is "jekkubomba"? And did you do her in the butt, like, you remember, you get more points when you fuck a fat lady in the ass. I envy you. For some reason I had the desire to screw a fat girl lately, don't know (2004-10-22 14:17 GMT)

The reindeer who never got laid: Woot-woot-woot!
Way to go Joe! You show them Australian bitches - there's no pleasure when a Finnish guy fucks! Jay, if you feel like you need to let some steem out, know that we made a new kick-ass demo song called Tuhometalli. (Recorded exclusively by Nokia mobilephones.) I'll try to upload it somewhere for yo (2004-10-22 09:03 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Ho ho!
Ha, you wankers are writing shit about the chicks because they did not let you fuck them and now drove off with some other guys! Now go get some action, I want a Döner Kebap video with the two Porno surfers (maybe some little bloodbath at the end of it?)!!! Pina Pina Pina! (2004-10-17 18:25 GMT)

Master Wanker: Wank and drive
Quote from Joe Surfer's diary: "It worries me a little bit, that Jay didn't know what handbreak was, but it is still possible that even he learns how to drive." Jay, I'm quessing that the Hand Brake is about wanking. Take a hand brake and beat my record. Fulfilling your sexual needs improves crea (2004-10-05 00:13 GMT)

Master Wanker: 9 times in a row
Today I wanked 9 times in a row. Just wanted to let you guys know about it. Expecially Jay. How many times can ya wank inside 6 hours mate? You still wank dont you? Dont try to get laid, just try to beat my record. I don't wank anymore. It's a sin. And you'll get blind and grow hair to your (2004-10-04 23:55 GMT)

Panzerfaust: good fight, good night.
hello my berserker friends. I see that you are fulfilling your mission of getting into shit. i am proud of you. and i am looking forward to the video of how you find your enemies and throw the fat girl into the sea. (2004-10-03 23:48 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Just so happens
that I had my first fist fight here yesterday. Unfortunately Jay was in our room with our cameras, so there is no footage, but I draw a picture to my diary how it all happened. Feel free to comment. Joe (2004-10-02 12:03 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Where's the ACTION?
I want to see more fighting, figuring that you guys are obviously incapable to get laid! C'mon, it should not be too hard to make a video of you beating up some surfers. And fucking them after they are inconscious! (2004-10-01 16:11 GMT)

Joe Suicide: We have a car!
This is just a quick informative entry to our fans. We now have a car. And we wish to learn how to drive. Pictures of it will be on the page at the end of the week, like our diary updates. And Bob, fix the Surfer galleries so we can add new characters to it. Joe (2004-09-28 13:03 GMT)

Ville"deathmetal" Linnapuomi: Bon voyage bastards!
All the best of luck with your insane trip. Keep up madness and remember to raise hell! Yours truly, Ville. (2004-09-13 18:13 GMT)

The reindeer who never got laid: Gay Jay
Jay, with your new hair you look even more gay than I. I think I'll start calling you Gay-Jay from now on. Besides it rimes. (2004-09-13 14:24 GMT)

Trash: Human garbage
Hey ho. I promised to indicate that this time I remembered to check your site. As for the previous time I was so wasted that I hardly remembered I was drinking. Fortunately it was easy to tell by the presence of might friend hangoever. I'm pretty exited by your journey to gangaroo-land 'cos on (2004-09-13 10:19 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Blah blah.
Hello. First thing: put the "add entry" link of the guestbook on top of the page so we do not have to scroll down so much. Second: Jay, I admire how deep you are again. All that thing about not to work and Ikea... gosh, you blew my mind! Punk as fuck! Anyways, I am really looking forward to your st (2004-09-12 01:22 GMT)

Jay Surfer: You guys suck!
It can't be so hard to use photoshop! (2004-09-11 17:10 GMT)

phil: asssurfing
Hi gays, just wanted to tell that you look really gayish on the nacked fotos. Take care P (2004-09-11 14:35 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Thoughts for today
If you dislike hangover, don't drink. I didn't bother to write a diary entry only for that. Joe (2004-09-11 14:31 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Violence
Unfortunately Mike is little bit too fast with his judgement. We haven't yet accamplished to provide any violence, although videocamera is constantly carried around in case we find some. And as violence is a answer to most problems in personal relationships, this site will show all we can find wi (2004-09-10 12:23 GMT)

Mike Eastback: What do i think this site?
You boys have too much violence in your site - especially hints about what is the real job for jays hand. Oh, I think I know that reindeer too! (2004-09-09 12:49 GMT)

Panzerfaust: Palm?
This cannot be the TRUE JAY'S PALM! It has not as much hair on it as would fit his high masturbatory performance! Jay, if you read this, your true fans believe in you! Continue doing your fine job somewhere there in the bushes or in the sauna! (2004-09-09 05:17 GMT)

The reindeer who never got laid: This site is the best!
This site is the best! I'm sure that if I tell people I know SuicideSurfers personally, even I can get laid someday! (2004-09-08 14:08 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Jays palm pictured
Although I couldn't get a picture of the hand at its active stage, link is nevertheless added to faq page. Joe (2004-09-08 11:38 GMT)

Joe Suicide: Jays palm
As soon as SuicideSurfers get together again, we'll start taking pictures. Jays palm will be one of the first things to be photographed. (2004-09-05 14:10 GMT)

Panzerfaust: yo yo dudes.
Hi guys. As I already mentioned, looks promising. Just for the record: You forgot the link to Jay's Palm on the FAQ page. Surf to Hell! (2004-09-03 21:40 GMT)

Bob Frozen: Guestbook first post
Yeah, looks like this guestbook works fine. (2004-09-03 18:26 GMT)