Confession of a loser
2005-04-12 08:04 GMT by Panzerfaust
I have arrived back in Berlin and I must say with regret that on my last day in Rio I lost the occasion of scoring so many points at once that generations of suicide surfers could never catch up with me.
More exactly, I tried to fuck a lesbian Panzerwagen making a threesome with the souvenir seller carlos of the copacabana.
I bet that would give me (and carlos) at least 100 points at once, and not to forget her girlfriend was there, too. so if we could have included her somehow the score would have been even higher. Combine that with drugs, racial minorities and probable sexual diseases and you will understand that I tried whatever I could to get there. Now Carlos was quite amused by the concept of FuckTheFat and was trying to help. The problem was more her 200 pounds of girlfriend who was resisting my charms, even when I played a lovesong in portuguese on the broom. She even refused my desperate challenge to armwrestle about who would get her girlfriend, though I am afraid that she would have beaten me anyways.
Now my question. How many points exactly did I let slip through my fingers? 