Schwein und Polizei

2005-05-15 11:34 GMT by Joe Suicide

Fortunately after following the bouncer and security scene I've learned few important things I'd like to share with you.

Most important is that you don't end up as a bouncer after beating other bouncers. This is because:

1. Like pigs, bouncers like to stay in their lots. It takes hell of a lot of beating to get one out.
2. If the lot is taken, only way to get in is to behave like one of the inhabitants. And as far as I know pigs and polizei or bouncers don't fight with other members of the groups (NOTE: pigs, polizei and bouncers are practically one group.).
3. Like pigs and polizei, bouncers hunt in packs. if you fight with one of them, you are fighting against all of them.

And working sucks.

Joe