The lesson learnt
2006-02-08 20:44 GMT by Panzerfaust
1. There are two sides to everything (not less, not more)
2. These two sides exclude each other
3. We love fat female theologists on fast motorbikes
4. Joe is not as arrogant and devoid of emotions as we and all the females whom he likes more when he is drunk think. Deep inside he has a soft and horny spot. But the inside is one of his two sides and therefore excludes the outside.
Now it remains to explain how the outside can not include the inside. If it excludes the inside, then the inside would be outside, which would make it identical with the side that is originally supposed to exclude it. Then the would be only one side to Joe. This cannot be.
Maybe that is how it is and there is yet another Joe somewhere, the Anti-Joe. Only with these two sides then would Joeity be complete. 