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Suicide Surfers > Forums > Rules (READ BEFORE POSTING)

Rules (READ BEFORE POSTING)

This is the basic set of rules of suicidesurfers.org forum. If you decide to obey them, you will live happily in this community. If you disobey them, we will track you down and give your e-mail and credit card information to every known spammer. After that we will sell your wife/girlfriend/partner/loved ones to the highest bidder on ebay.

This forum answers the questions about SuicideSurfer lifestyle. Feel free to talk about sex, drugs and violence. If you gain valuable experiences and get it documentated, we'll be more than happy to publish it. Definition of valuable experiences is to produce either text and/or pictures/videos that can be put on this site. Share your life as we do.

Rule 1: Obey the rules.
Rule 2: Obey the SuicideSurfers.
Rule 3: If you know Joe and Jay personally, it is forbidden to post their real names, former education or any other trackable information on this site. Reason for this is that some of the content of this site might socially unsuitable according to some authorities.
Rule 4: Language of this forum is english.
Rule 5: If someone addresses you politely, do us all a favor and answer in same manner.
Rule 6: If someone can't behave politely, fuck him and horse he rides on.
Rule 7: Behave.

Joe&Jay