Jay's diary
basic rules of Fuck the Fat -game
These are the second edition of rules. Basically they are same as the original, but personally I think that the new version is even more fun. As I see it, the biggest difference in version 2 of fuck the fat is that no one doesn't get any points. And then there are all the camels of course... Well, I (2005-04-27 16:02 GMT)
Very Merry Happy Fucking Anzac-day
"Ja siellä kaikilla oli niin mukavaa, oi jospa oisin saanut olla mukana!"Ja vitut. Turpaan saivat.Little by little I'm starting to belive that I am the famous Otto Hinkler. (2005-04-25 15:28 GMT)
Oh dear
I don't mind turning slightly mad and that my appearance is more similar to arabian terrorist than civilized human. I'm kind of happy how things are. I even bought today two boxes of food for 5 dollars and for extra I got too slices of pizza for one dollar. That was a bargain. And it's all good ital (2005-04-17 11:49 GMT)
McDiet
Shit, I was planning on writing about my fabulous McDiet which keeps me healthy and fit. But it's getting late and I really really want to get laid. Yeah sure, I am aware that I was just training, I'm all sweaty, smell really bad and haven't shaved probably in a month so getting drunk at pub won't (2005-04-16 16:16 GMT)
Back in business
I just decided that hot showers, sleeping indoors and stuff like that really sucks. They're bit gay, don't you think? So here I am back at Bondi beach and it's time for me to spend some good time back at the cow. Just moments ago I worked out, did some pull ups and shit. Man I'm totally out of sha (2005-04-14 16:21 GMT)
Jekkubomba
I don't like to brag. I love it. But because I've only slept few hours and I have hangover, instead of telling the whole story, I'll just state the most important facts.
Yep, she was certainly fat, so I get the basic point from there. Yep I certainly tried to make my best Rocco imitations and make (2005-02-27 05:20 GMT)
Gingerbread Man
Hey everyone!Have you ever had that feeling that somehow you are not completely present. Like you are stuck between dreaming and being awake. Well, lately I have felt so. On the other hand I'm having the time of my life. I assure you that I'm really enjoying my life as you can see from the following (2005-02-11 06:40 GMT)
23.1 Jesus Christ and his Merry Gentlemen
We went to church for Sunday service today. Read more about this unexpected event soon!(I'll give you a little teaser. I had my really cool "Surma - Tuhometalli"- t-shirt on) (2005-01-23 06:52 GMT)
Yet another crazy suicide competition
I want a tattoo. I've wanted one for years. I know basically what I want and I know people who are able to draw my ideas. But yesterday I came up with this crazy idea and decided to ask the people reading these pages, what kind of tattoo should I take and where.So if you wish to have your art tattoo (2005-01-23 06:41 GMT)
Surf-, body- and finally a new discussion board!
We just opened a discussion board. The problem is that it is free and has weird rules. Something about that it's not allowed to talk about porn, racism and stuff like that... But would we ever do that?I just hope that the service provider will keep it open for more than a week... (2005-01-21 08:21 GMT)
History
Just moments ago, I deleted almost completely my mail box. Feels kind of funny. I've have had the same e-mail for 2,5 years... There were a lot of memorable moments among the messages. Some good, some bad and a lot of weird messages which I've been saving for some reason.When I left Finland, I threw (2005-01-19 06:33 GMT)
17.1 "Female" fans
Sometimes you can hear people bragging that they have played so much guitar or some other instrument that their fingers have bled. That's bullshit. Truth is that you might lose some skin and eventually your fingers get quite sore, but rather than bleeding, they turn green. I think it has something t (2005-01-19 06:27 GMT)
14.1 Jail
This hostel is basically a jail. Your not allowed to use alcohol or drugs. They have this radio where they tell people to come to the office. At morning they take people to work in fields and won't pay properly. We got these boxes which contain a plate, mug and stuff and they are all numbered.I foun (2005-01-19 06:25 GMT)
13.1 Slavery
I woke up 4.30. At five I was ready and waiting for a lift to fields. It turned out that Joe would be working too, so I woke him up. I don't really see any point of telling about the day. You should have been there to fully understand. It wasn't hard or anything, the problem was that even if you wou (2005-01-19 06:23 GMT)
12.1 Suicide Farmers
"Hi jay would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow night? Therese is coming over as well around 7pm. If you're free let me know and i'll give u address" is the message I got yesterday from Alex, lovely girl from Brisbane. I had to say no. Would I wanted to go there? Hell yes, invitati (2005-01-19 06:19 GMT)
7.1 I've got a vitutation
The day was miserable. After throwing out the uninvited frog from my tent, I tried to get few ours of sleep. I really don't mind few drops of water, but at some point during the night it started raining heavily. Unfortunately I had our crappy tent, which means that after a while, it wouldn't had mad (2005-01-19 06:17 GMT)
6.1 Your village called, their idiot is missing.
Seventeen Seventy. Who the hell would name a town like that? But belive it or not, that is the name of the place we are when I'm writing this. Apparently the town is someway historical, Queensland was found here or something... We ended up here probably, because someone told us that this would be a (2005-01-19 06:14 GMT)
quote from guestbook
Maria wrote: "wow, you two guys are definitely hot...
but as there is no discossion board, i would like to ask the rest of the girls or gays of the public: who of the two do you prefer and why?
My personal favourite is Jay, especially since he has his hair off. Makes him look more manly.
i hop (2005-01-16 12:45 GMT)
Tumeni notes
So much seems to be happening when actually nothing does. My life is like alternative picking. I'm quite certain that there is a easier way, but for me it would be cheating. I'm looking for perfection. It's my sin.I'll update my recent diary entries probably tomorrow. Nothing much to read there thou (2005-01-15 10:02 GMT)
2.1 Bris Vegas
Yesterday we came to Brisbane, because Joe's girlfriend came to Australia for ten days. So far we have only driven through this city for three times, so I had no idea what to expect. When passing the city the driveways have kind of reminded me of classic Sega game Sonic the Hedgehog. Although the ci (2005-01-08 02:02 GMT)
1.1 Limbo
The question is and always has been how low can you go? Apparently I can go really low. I was given a new monicker yesterday. From now on I shall be called The Limbo King! I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but I wasn't given that name because I was hammered and acted like a village idiot. Sure I did that (2005-01-08 02:00 GMT)
The End
New years eve. This year it will definetly be an end of era for me. I don't think that there is any reason for changing year at this particular date. I guess it's just a custom to celebrate at this time of year. But once again there is a big change ahead of me. Tomorrow we will be leaving Noosa. Whe (2005-01-08 01:59 GMT)
30.12 Excuse me officer, what's happening here?
Whew, I survived Christmas. It was hard sport as expected, but I made it through easily. Thanks for everyone who remembered me. Couple of messages I sent didn't go through, but I tried to send one for everyone (except one...) in my mobile. Next goal is obviously the new years eve and I'm planning to (2005-01-08 01:56 GMT)
Seventeen Seventy
Surfing and travelling have kept me from updating my diary for last couple of days, but I'll try to update what I've written soon. So hang in there kids, if you wish to know about the mystery girl and stuff ;) (2005-01-06 06:43 GMT)
24.12 The Reindeer Who Possibly Changed His Monicker Because He Actually Might Have Got Laid
Ok, it's christmas eve, hot as hell and I have a terrible hangover from that bottle of red wine I drank last night. We are actually staying in a hostel for christmas, so I have confortable bed where to sleep when I get totally wasted. It seems that everything is set up for nice christmas party, but (2004-12-28 07:46 GMT)
20.12 Masters of the Universe
I'm certain that, after giving it a thought, all the sophisticated contemporary philosophers would agree with me that the only reasonable question to ask about anything would be: "Would you rather be Richard Dean Anderson or David Hasselhoff?". (well ok, the right and ultimate question wou (2004-12-28 07:43 GMT)
Ho ho ho
Merry fucking xmas. It's hot as hell. I have been writing diary once again for last few days, but I have such a hangover that it is impossible to upload it today. I'll try again after christmas. (2004-12-24 04:40 GMT)
I so didn't get laid
But I still have some suprises left for you. Problem is that all the words keep escaping from my mind when I'm sober and when I'm drunk the keyboard keeps escaping me.Anyway. I have some cool pictures. But I'm too tired to upload them now.
(2004-12-06 06:32 GMT)
I'm so going to get laid tonight!
Check out the details later ;)
(2004-11-29 06:31 GMT)
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Wow! I did it! I have now been sober for two days! No alcohol, no drugs (well, except for that Burana 800, but I only took it for my headache...). I can't remember last time that I've been sober for so long. Maybe in Port Macquarie when I was really depressed. But then again there was alot of Stanle (2004-11-24 06:04 GMT)
Back in black
Unfortunately I haven't disappeared or died yet. I have just been too wasted to write or update my diary. But I had a sober day two days ago. Anyway, I've had some wonderful moments and some really bad ones, but I'll try to write down at least the highlights as soon as I can. Maybe even today, but (2004-11-16 04:54 GMT)
5.11 Looking for love at Surfers Paradise
I had one of my best toilet experiences today. Okay, I admit, I've had sex in toilets few times in my life (this would be good time to tell about some of my weird sexual habits, but I'll return to it later) and being all drunk and pissing all over public toilets is sometimes a blast too, but in a di (2004-11-08 05:46 GMT)
4.11 Fish 'n Chips
Today I realised that it doesn't matter how much or how often I use sunlotion or how strong it is, I'm going to get sunburned anyway. Everyday. But personally I like it better than the beginning winter back where I used to live. Anyway, it was kind a typical day today. I woke up and went to check th (2004-11-08 05:44 GMT)
3.11 New hobby
I had no hangover when I woke up, but I was still little dizzy from all the alcohol and drugs so I didn't bother to go surfing. Instead I took the time to write my diary and do some shit with computer. At some point we went to internet cafe where I finally updated my diary and did some other importa (2004-11-08 05:42 GMT)
2.11 Jimi Hendrix, Danny and Beatles
I woke up early to go and catch some waves. But there wasn't any. It was really windy and bumpy. Probably a good day for kitesurfing. I still went to the water to swim for a while. There probably would have been better conditions on other beaches, but my ankle was hurting so bad that I returned to c (2004-11-03 05:27 GMT)
1.11 Kirra Point
Kirra is probably one of the most famous Australian beach for surfing. So it's logical that a bloke like me who has never surfed comes here buys a board and goes out there in the middle of all pro's to catch some waves. Someone would probably say that it's a stupid idea, but I guess that coming all (2004-11-03 05:22 GMT)
30. & 31.10 The Party
Unbeliveable. Unreal. I can't find the words to tell about The Party. I don't even know if those words exist. I didn't even know that these kind of parties exist. I'll try to say something. It was a ultimate jam. But first we had to get there. There was a beautiful view to Nimbin up from the mountai (2004-11-03 05:12 GMT)
30.10 Ordinary world
What's up with Jay? Well, I'll have to start somewhere and this is as good time and place as any. It's not yet time to bury Jay Surfer. His so extraordinary and such a lovely fellow. Yesterday we arrived to this place called Nimbin. It's supposed to be Amsterdam of Australia. I guess that most of th (2004-11-03 05:10 GMT)
comeback
I'm almost there. I'll start writing my diary soon. (2004-10-29 04:01 GMT)
Thanks for support
I had a couple of worst days in my life. A small reason triggered depression. I've been real bad. In a way I'm lucky to still be alive, such a careless I was and did stupid things to myself. It's a real problem, althought the reason that started it was mental, the state in itself is definetly phys (2004-10-19 08:37 GMT)
12.10 Port Macquarie
I can not tell you what it feels like to wake up in the morning at warm beach miles away from everyone, I won't even try. I hate to admit it but since the waves were good, I tried some bodyboarding. Didn't really catch a wave, we were too afraid since we didn't know the beach and there was no one to (2004-10-14 06:32 GMT)
11.10 Nine miles beach
In the morning we went back to Smasher's place, had some breakfast and rested a while. We said goodbye to Smasher and before leaving Tea Gardends visited Sabina at the pub too. I wish that the whole world would be full of people like them. We headed north along the coast and went to see this really (2004-10-14 06:30 GMT)
10.10 Lähetäänkö pelaamaan lätkää? Kangaroos, dolphins, high hills and shit
Hangover. I did drink evrything on the tap. That is eight pints of beer, plus one additional glass of beer, glass of some rumcolathingy and one can of beer at afterparty. Still we were up quite early. Smasha showed us around the town and showed this high hill (~278 feet) at end of the miles long b (2004-10-14 06:29 GMT)
9.10 Smasher
As I expected our camping place turned out to be a public place where people go walking. But no worries, it was a good spot anyway and no one didn't seem to mind that we were sleeping under no camping sign... After some barbeque in the morning we continued our journey to north. Before it would get d (2004-10-14 06:28 GMT)
8.10 Not So Blue Mountains and first car crash
We saw the Blue Mountains. I just wonder where the name comes from. They didn't look very blue to me. We had to return to Sydney to get my glasses. At sydney we went to check out Manly beach. On the way there we had a car accident. No damage to cow. Bondi was better than Manly. After Manly we finall (2004-10-14 06:27 GMT)
7.10 Lazy optometrist
After packing my stuff once again, I started the day by going to doctor. She was actually young and hot woman. Friendly too, didn't seem to be too bright though... Next stop was optometrist, but the eye-glasses weren't ready. Alan, the optometrist, promised to phone me when as soon as they would be (2004-10-14 06:25 GMT)
6.10 Flashback stress
Somehow I managed to almost completely miss the whole day. Most of the time went just trying to solve the mysteries of xvid encoding. When I finally finished the videos in format I wanted, I went to upload them to internet. I only managed to upload my diary video and after that I spent few frustrati (2004-10-14 06:23 GMT)
5.10 Kangaroo sausages and zen(ish) sex
I did it! Yep, I ate kangaroo. We grilled some kangaroo sausages in the evening. It tasted like chicken. Just kidding. I won't tell you how extraordinary good they were. You'll have come down here and taste yourself. Weather was great and I did lots of stuff. Bought myself new glasses, made appointm (2004-10-06 12:48 GMT)
4.10 Go Bulldogs!
Yeah! The grand finals of rugby are now behind. I belive that Bulldogs beat the hell out of Roosters. I didn't see the game, but for the last 24 hours there has been Bulldogs fans driving around Bondi shouting and pushing the horns. I wonder how long this will go on. It's not bothering me at all. I' (2004-10-06 12:45 GMT)
3.10 I have a new guitar!
We got the keys to the cowvan and I bought a guitar from the guys. Here is a picture where I pose with the guitar. I didn't really want to write diary today, but I made a bonus video from one drunken night with Valtteri (the other me). I think that he goes through some of those basic questions of (2004-10-06 12:28 GMT)
2.10 Enjoy the silence
We met two girls, who will drive us to north. Yep, that's about it.When I think about Australia, the first things that come to my mind are kangaroos, koalabears, ac/dc, beaches and Fosters. Until today I have only seen the last two, but you can't even get Fosters on tap and although Bondi beach has (2004-10-03 10:51 GMT)
1.10 nothingness of mind
Terrible weather. Stayed in for the whole day. Finished "Interview with suicider"-video. I'll upload it soon. In the evening had a few beers at bar downstairs.
(2004-10-03 10:50 GMT)
30.9 Work out at Bondi
We had enough of the hostel, because for the price of dorm you can get a double at the first place where we stayed at Bondi. So we returned there and decided to stay for week to get things done at Sydney. And to find someone to drive our van north. And it's cheaper. We made some ads to find drivers. (2004-10-03 10:46 GMT)
29.9 Bondi clubs
As Coogee beach wasn't so cool as expected, we headed back to Bondi. We decided to try other hostel and chose Noah's Backpackers. The weather was really bad, raining and stuff, so I stayed in at the hostel and played Star Control 3. I'm almost through it now. Joe went somewhere to do something. Sinc (2004-10-03 10:43 GMT)
28.9 Cowvan
Hangover. Still we woke up before ten to meet Jake, but as he didn't show up we went to have breakfast. There was probably just some misunderstanding about the place where we were supposed to meet. So Jake if you were waiting at some other place, I'm sorry we were not there.After breakfast we went b (2004-09-29 14:22 GMT)
27.9 "a tip of the iceberg"
It was time to check out the other beaches at Sydney. We headed south to Coogee beach, which was supposed to be popular with backpackers. We walked all the way. It wasn't so far away, but with the warm weather, backpacks and all the roads going up and down, it turned out to be quite exhausting. When (2004-09-29 14:18 GMT)
26.9 The salty ocean water
We woke up early again and Joe paid for the next day at hostel. We decided that we would still sleep for a while and suddenly realised that it was one o'clock already. It was sunny outside and a warm weather, so the only logical thing to do was to go to the beach. I swam for the first time here. Wat (2004-09-29 14:16 GMT)
25.9 "Don't worry, I'll bash him up for you"
We woke up early, ate some breakfast and headed to Bondi Beach! After a while in bus I saw the thing I've been waiting for all my life (Ok, maybe not my whole life, but at least couple of years). There they were. The waves. And surfers floating in the water looking like funny tribe. We hanged out at (2004-09-29 14:13 GMT)
update
Finally I uploaded my diary from last couple of days. Well at least most of it... I also finished the first video. I made it just to practise how to use the software. I have only used material from Finland. Sorry about the crappy quality, but I didn't have tools like Xvid or Divx encoder and I wante (2004-09-26 12:15 GMT)
23. -24.9 From KL to Sydney
It wasn't raining yesterday, so the weather decided to revenge it today. It was raining from early morning until late afternoon. I took this as a good chance to start editing all the video material we already have with my brand new Adobe premiere pro 1.5. I bought all the latest Adobe softwares on d (2004-09-26 12:05 GMT)
22.9 "Young lady for you sir?"
Today we changed the hotel. From crowded chinatown to area where most of the hotels seem to be. This part of city is full of hotels, malls and bars. We spent almost the entire day in malls, which were gigantic. I just wonder how all these places get the business when it seems that the competition (2004-09-26 12:04 GMT)
21.9 monkey people
We decided that it was time to get away from chinatown. The place was just too crowded and we wanted to see other parts of the city too. And of course we knew that there would be cheaper/better hotels, if we would just search for a while. So we spent the day looking for a place for the rest of the w (2004-09-26 12:02 GMT)
20.9
It was a really hot day today. I was sweating like a pig. I realised that this weather combined with all the walking around the city and eating less than usually makes this place like a perfect fat camp for me. That's good, because I was starting to get a little chubby back home. We'll that's no won (2004-09-26 12:00 GMT)
19.9 Dear diary
I wonder why everywhere inside is so cold. Everytime I step out of any building I feel like entering a sauna. (2004-09-26 11:58 GMT)
David Copperfield
My diary for last few days has mysteriously disappered from cd. Oh well... I'll upload it later. Right now I'm having a conversation with Joe about these pages. Seems that we have a little disagreement that should we concentrate on quality or quantity of stuff in here. I'll let it pass now, because (2004-09-23 12:37 GMT)
18.9 Kuala Lumpur (France)
After 13 hours of flying we have finally reached Kuala Lumpur. The first day is now behind and I'm not sure if I like the country or not. It's warm out there, but it was raining all the evening. We were told that it will rain everyday. People are very friendly and everyone speaks english. They all w (2004-09-18 16:47 GMT)
Goodbye
I hope you enjoy the rest of your lives. My endless summer begins tomorrow.Before I leave, I'd like to thank few people who have been great support with this journey. So thanks to:Valtteri, for all the technical support and tips. And of course for giving me home this month. I really enjoyed drinki (2004-09-16 16:59 GMT)
Freedom
Finally I am free. I wish to quote one of my favorite artist Alice Cooper:
"School's out for summerSchool's out forever
...
Out for summerOut till fallWe might not go back at all"
Yeah! This morning I finished my last exam for a while. To be honest I have been sick and tired of all the rea (2004-09-15 11:41 GMT)
Tomatoes, jews and porn
At first I was planning to write how frustrated I am while still stuck here in Finland and about all the anger inside me. Then I came up with more sophisticated idea and decided that I would write about tomatoes. I have it all figured out how we can solve the worlds energy problem and finally get (2004-09-14 16:12 GMT)
Microsoft Works
I'm not planning to write anything about Microsoft, but I thought that with this oxymoron as a title we just might have a slim and none chance to end up listed a little bit higher when using google. One of the most frequently asked quetion about our journey is the question considering work. Th (2004-09-10 18:32 GMT)
My life
I'm sure all of you readers have been wondering what I have been up to lately. Yep, you guessed right, I've been mostly drinking. From the last six days I've been drunk for five. This morning me and my friend (well there is a theory that we are only one person...) Valtteri realised that we have drun (2004-09-06 17:38 GMT)
SS Drink
We have been informed about a drink which is called ...Suicide Surfer! It contains following ingredients:
3/4 oz gin
3/4 oz vodka
2 oz sweet and sour
Sounds good, doesn't it? Lets get drunk! (2004-08-31 21:11 GMT)
I never heard of any contest...
After tough consideration I have chosen Pekka aka Rocco as the first official Suicide Surfer contest winner. Rocco has been awarded with Evolution sports supplements worth more than 100 euros and is now a sponsored Suicide Surfer athlete. Congratulations to the winner and keep us proud!
(2004-08-30 14:04 GMT)
Preparations
Dear diary, this is a long day.But beer is good.
(2004-08-25 21:29 GMT)
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